<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7941938630872517464</id><updated>2011-12-16T08:10:02.015-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You Could Not Make It Up</title><subtitle type='html'>We all love a good moan and the great British public certainly have some imaginative ideas for fixing society's ills.  This blog provides a platform for your moans.  Contact me with your stories and I will publish them.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youcouldnotmakeitup.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7941938630872517464/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youcouldnotmakeitup.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>MrCake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17083803534091775035</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7941938630872517464.post-479889577925338096</id><published>2011-12-15T05:51:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-15T05:55:02.972-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Severn Trent Water</title><content type='html'>Monday 12th December we notice a depression in the ground in my neighbours front garden.&amp;nbsp; It's in a direct line of the route of the main sewerage drain between our houses running into the main road sewerage system so I decide to ring the above to ask their advice.&amp;nbsp; I speak to a helpful woman who takes my details and those of my neighbour and a description of the problem.&amp;nbsp; She gives me a reference number and tells me that the engineers will be around within 3 days. She says to ring back again if it gets noticeably worse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thursday 15th December.&amp;nbsp; We have waited in for 3 days between us with no sign of the engineers.&amp;nbsp; A call to the above reveals that they know nothing about it?&amp;nbsp; What about the reference number? 'Oh yes we have that but we have no details about the problem.' 'Nothing', I ask? 'Well only your address.' she replies.&amp;nbsp; Of course there is no supervisor to speak to as they have all gone for lunch at the same time it seems.&amp;nbsp; In the end we have a raft of apologies and a promise that they will be in touch.&amp;nbsp; We shall see.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7941938630872517464-479889577925338096?l=youcouldnotmakeitup.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youcouldnotmakeitup.blogspot.com/feeds/479889577925338096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youcouldnotmakeitup.blogspot.com/2011/12/severn-trent-water.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7941938630872517464/posts/default/479889577925338096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7941938630872517464/posts/default/479889577925338096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youcouldnotmakeitup.blogspot.com/2011/12/severn-trent-water.html' title='Severn Trent Water'/><author><name>MrCake</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17083803534091775035</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
